Yard sale Hall of FameMy all-time favorite notice was immortalized several years by by Otto Plum.
Back to split-ups...
In San Luis Obispo, I spotted a directional sign for wives, at a fabrics shop.
In Atlanta, Rich Hackenberg found an area where you're forbidden to abandon your motor vehicle. I guess the rest of the city is wide-open, though!
Open real wide...
Ex-Angeleno Steve Beale, now a Bay Area resident (and for that we forgive him), noticed an office for people who put their foot in their mouth.
Duh! Award winner
Was he a pure bread?
One of my wife's newspaper buddies saw an accident report featuring a type of dog that sounded like a marijuana product.
And, finally, Chasing Fire Flies magazine has the cutest ad for a Marie Antoinette "limited-edition doll." Open-necked. It's billed as "a dream-come-true doll for any girl." Right up to poor Marie's beheading, I presume. Cost of the toy is $260, which is in line with reports of Marie's extravagant lifestyle. At that price you'd think you'd at least receive a toy guillotine, as well.
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