In Las Cruces, N.M., Bruce Welmers found shocking evidence that the Democrats did not win the 2008 presidential election. (Fill in punch-line here.)
Unclear on the Concept
The meat of the problem
"Your sign says, 'Hungry Veteran,'" Newlander explained, "so I thought I'd ask where you served."
It was then that Newlander noticed that the sign actually said, "Hungry Vegan."
As if finding a parking place isn't tough enough...
You think you have problems
In the Bay Area, Jeff Bliss saw a sign for a psychic who said she was able to delve into the "pass," present and future. (Shouldn't she have been able to foresee that her signmaker was a careless speller?)
Jay Berman of Manhattan Beach received a card that was addressed to "Resident or Current Resident."
Said Berman: "That pretty well covers it."
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