WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2011
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By Steve Harvey
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The Colleges
The Meager Beavers of Oregon State (0-4) constructed a small lead in the Bottom Ten but now comes their biggest test_the streaking Arizona Mildcats (1-4), who have chalked up four straight defeats.
This is an early-season crucial for each team, a must-lose game, a die-or-die situation. They don't get much smaller than this.
It's a tough one to call. The Mildcats scored 41 points last week but look who they did it against_USC's push-over defense. The Beavers once scored 28---against Sacramento State (while allowing 29).
Meanwhile, the Ohio State checked in at No. 18 with a miserable offensive performance in a 7-10 loss to Michigan State. But there's a "silver lining" to Ohio State's mishaps, pointed out Janice Hough on LeftCoastSportsBabe.com: "This year, the Buckeyes won't have any big-time bowl memorabilia to sell."
Wreck, Record................. Last Loss.......................... Next Loss
1. Oregon State (0-4)............... 20-35, Arizona State.............. Arizona
2. New Mexico (0-5)................ 28-42, New Mexico State...... Nevada
3. Indiana (1-4)........................ 10-16, Penn State .....................Ill
4. Western Kentucky (0-4).... 22-26, Ark. State..................... Middle Tenn
5. Memphis (1-4)..................... 31-38, Middle Tenn................ Rice
6. Colorado (1-4)..................... 27-31, Washington State........ Stanford
7. Minnesota (1-4).................... 0-58, Michigan....................... Purdue
8. Arizona (1-4)........................41-48, USC ...............................Oregon State
9. Alabama (Birm.) (0-4)...... 23-24, Troy ..............................Mississippi State
10. UNLV (1-3) .......................16-41, Southern Utah ..............Nevada
11. Akron (1-4); 12. Buffalo (1-4); 13. Nevada (1-3); 14 B.C. (1-4); 15. Idaho (1-4); 16. Eat Carolina (1-3); 17. Minute Rice (1-3); 18. Ohio State (3-2); 19. Out of the country; 20. Texas at El Wobbly Paso (2-3).
Not-so-instant replay: A review of one play during the Hawaii-Louisiana Tech game took 22 minutes, believed to be an NCAA record. The issue was whether a play from scrimmage was canceled by a time out. (I can't be more specific---no one involved could remember the details once they made a ruling.)
The Pros
The Kansas City Chefs trailed Minnehaha 7-3 early Sunday. The Chefs knew they had the Vikings right where they wanted them inasmuch as Minnehaha blows a lead every week. In their first three games of the season, the Vikes led San Diego 17-7, Tampa Bay 17-0 and Detroit 20-0, losing each time.
Sure enough, the Vikes (0-4) eventually fell as well to the previously winless Chefs, 17-22.
But now Minnehaha has another tough test_a game against a team with just one victory_Arizona. Can the Vikes go ahead and blow another one?
Sure they can, especially when they know they have to keep up the losing to stay ahead of the No. 2 Philadelphia Dream Teamers. The DT's (1-3) fell to powerful San Francisco, 23-24.
Still in contention are the St. Louis Lambs (0-4) and Miasma Dolphins (0-4), both heavy underdogs against Idle this week. The Lambs have drawn attention with their unusual hurry-up defense, which allows opponents to hurry up and score.
Wreck, Record....... Last Loss.................. Next Loss
1. Minnehaha (0-4)..... 17-22, Kansas City......... Arizona
2. Philadelphia (1-3)... 23-24, San Francisco.... Buffalo
3. St. Louis (0-4)......... 10-17, Washington........ Idle
4. Miasma (0-4)............16-26, L.A./San Diego.. Idle
5. Indianapolis (0-4)... 17-24, Grampa Bay....... Kansas City
6. Jacksonville (1-3); 7. Denver (1-3); 8. Kansas City (1-3); 9. Arizona (1-3); 10. Brett Favre (for saying in a radio interview that he's surprised that successor Aaron Rodgers didn't win a Super Bowl "sooner" since the "talent" on the current Packers is "even better than when I was there").
Crummy Games of the Week: Arizona (1-3) at Minnehaha (0-4).
Rout of the Week: Buffalo (3-1) over Dream-Teamers (1-3).
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